I am so sick of you smart kids. Why can't you just boost cars or steal stuff like normal kids?' 'We do steal stuff. Just bigger stuff.

Just what we need," moaned Holly. "Artemis Fowl with magical powers.

People like me, LB, the truly great ones ... we are always alone.

There is no such thing as a happy ending. Every culture has a maxim that makes this point, while nowhere in the Universe is there a single gravestone that reads 'He Loved Everything About His Life, Especially the Dying Bit at the End'.

Now before we get into anything, ladies, no scratching, no spitting and no tattling to mummy.

HOLLY: Are you suggesting I occasionally stray from the rule book? FOALY: No. I'm suggesting you do not own a copy of the rule book, and if you do, you have certainly never opened it.

Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.