I wear a name tag to help people find me. It saves time when you're dealing with idiots.
If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm crazy. That's the way history is written.
If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away.
Nobody's death is impending." ..."Well technically everyone's death is impending.
Don’t feel bad; I regularly reduce people to unintelligible stammers.
Listen to me, convict. I have not traveled all this way to listen to your war stories. So shut your trap before I shut it for you. Commander Julius Root