The two of them went down in a heap, with not even a turkey to break their fall.

Onscreen, Foaly rubbed his eyelids with his index fingers. "Yeah, yeah. Here we go. Captain Short goes rogue once more. Hands up who's surprised. Anyone?

Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.

The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.

And it's amazing how much noise people ignoring each other can make.

I did what all good Iriah dads do when faced with a worthy adversary..I said Ask your mother!!

People like me, LB, the truly great ones ... we are always alone.