I did what all good Iriah dads do when faced with a worthy adversary..I said Ask your mother!!
Eoin ColferHe knew that Dr. Argon would advise him against bottling up his emotions as it would lead to psychological scarring in the long term.
Eoin ColferThere will be consequences for this, he thought. You can't alter time and not be affected. But whatever the consequences are, I will bear them, because the alternative is too terrible. -Artemis Fowl, The Lost Colony
Eoin ColferThe thing about reading is that if you are hooked, you're not going to stop just because one series is over; you're going to go and find something else.
Eoin ColferLet's save some time here. I grow weary of your clumsy bluffs. In the case of an abduction, the LEP will send a crack Retrieval team to get back what has been lost.. You have done so. Excuse me while I titter. Crack team? Honestly. A Cub-Scout patrol armed with water pistols could have defeated them.
Eoin Colfer