You display inordinate pride for someone who has completed a task which could have been performed by a lesser primate in a shorter time.
Eoin ColferIn my experience, boys are predictable. As soon as they think of something, they do it. Girls are smarterโthey plan ahead. They think about not getting caught.
Eoin ColferIf things go badly for me tonight, I want you to stay with Mr. Wynter; he will pay you a decent wage.โ โWill he make me bathe?โ โNo, he will debate the matter with you until you decide to wash.โ โAh. One of those.
Eoin Colfer