You wouldn't know a clue if it danced in front of you with a T-Shirt that read 'I'm a clue

This was a nightmare scenario for any bodyguard: stuck in the middle of a transparent tube, several miles underwater, with a murdering band of fugitives at one end and an enthralled but still highly skilled police officer at the other.

I did what all good Iriah dads do when faced with a worthy adversary..I said Ask your mother!!

(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)

Now I can do the bolts," she slurred. "I've been trying to focus enough magic all week." The magic shifted and swirled, finally etching a picture in the air. It was a rough picture of Foaly, and he was laughing. I hate you, centaur!" screamed Opal, lunging toward, and then through, the insubstantial image. Her eyes rolled back into her head, and then she collapsed, snoring, on the floor. Artemis straightened his tie. Freud, he was certain, would have a field day with that.

Good. Illegal is always faster.

Other men look up and down, left and right; but men like us are different. We are visionaries.