So, what did you get for me?" Angeline paused for a beat. "Jeans." "What?" croaked Artemis. "And a T-shirt.
Eoin ColferScientists are the enemies of tradition , and tradition own all the prisons. - Victor Vigny
Eoin ColferI have no time for babbling foolishness.โ โDonโt be so hasty,โ said Victor. โThereโs always time for babbling.
Eoin ColferWaitress: "And to drink?" Artemis: "Spring water. Irish, if you have it. And no ice, please. As your ice is no doubt made from tap water, which rather defeats the purpose of spring water.
Eoin ColferWhy can't I solve this problem by killing someone? she though petulantly, then comforted herself with the mantra that had kept her going in prison: "Soon all the humans will be dead," she said, droning in the time-honored fashion of gurus everywhere. "And then Opal will be loved." And even if I'm not loved, she thought, at least all the humans will be dead.
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