I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom.

And it's amazing how much noise people ignoring each other can make.

Chief of security : They have a tank! How did they get a tank up here?

I have to tell you, Arty, a screw up this early in the proceedings doesn't exactly fill me with confidence. I hope you're as clever as you keep telling everyone you are." "I never tell anybody exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.

Trust me. I haven't been wrong yet.

Orion sniffed. "Good. Then, worthy centaur, perhaps you could give me a ride to the village on your way back. Then I can make a few pennies wth my verses while you build us a shack and perform circus tricks for passersby." This was such a surprising statement that Foaly briefly considered jumping into the hole to get away.

If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away.