The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers' head.

I can't imagine what they're planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it, and it won't be legal.

Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares!

Mulch's tongue lolled out, resting on the centaur's neck. "Mmm," he mumbled around his tongue. "Horse. Tasty" "Let's go," said Foaly nervously. "Let's go right now.

Foaly twitched his tail contentedly. Genius. No point in being humble about it.

There is no such thing as a happy ending. Every culture has a maxim that makes this point, while nowhere in the Universe is there a single gravestone that reads 'He Loved Everything About His Life, Especially the Dying Bit at the End'.

The thing about reading is that if you are hooked, you're not going to stop just because one series is over; you're going to go and find something else.