Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on.
The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.
(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)
Together we will be unstoppable.
I hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any time soon?
(text message) CMDR ROOT. TRBLE BELOW. HAVN OVRRN BY GOBLINS. PLCE PLAZA SRROUNDED. CUDGEON + OPL KBOI BHND PLOT. NO WPONS OR CMMUNICATIONS. DNA CNONS CNTRLLED BY KBOI. I M TRPPED IN OP BTH. CNCL THNKS IM 2 BLM. IF ALIVE PLSE HLP. IF NOT, WRNG NMBR.