Chief of security : They have a tank! How did they get a tank up here?

So if you're not Artemis Fowl, then who are you?" The boy extended a dripping hand straight up. "My name is Orion. I am so pleased to meet you at last. I am, of course, your servant." Holly shook the proferred hand, thinking that manners were lovely, but she really needed someone cunning and ruthless right now, and this kid didn't appear to be very cunning.

Maybe I’ll keep you.” Abbot chuckled and prodded Artemis’s back with his sword. “It’d be nice to have a pet human around. I could teach you tricks.” “I have a trick for you,” said Artemis, and he fired a single blast from the gun.

Yes. Because every family needs a laser for thier family jet.

It would take less than a second for you to die. But that's quite long enough to be in mortal agony, don't you think?

(to Foaly) Captain Short's life is in danger, so push the button before I climb that tower and push it with your face!

When you've come face-to-face with the dark side of the school yard, life doesn't hold many surprises.