Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on.

"That was horrible. Horrible. That poor little guy." Pex was unrepentant. "Yeah, well, he asked for it. Calling us... all those things." But buried alive?! That's like in that horror movie. Y'know the one with all the horror." "I think I saw that one. With all the words going up on the screen at the end?" "Yeah, that was it. Tell you the truth, those words kinda ruined it for me."

It'll be messy, but after a day you'll be zipping around as though you were a thousand years old again.

I did what all good Iriah dads do when faced with a worthy adversary..I said Ask your mother!!

Artemis: Holly, how did you find me? Holly: Oh, I saw a huge explosion and wondered: now, who could that be?

Everyone says that I have no sense of humor, then I construct a perfectly sound pun around a well-known psychological condition, and it is ignored.

Remember the pain?' thought Artemis. I hate myself. I really do.