When I went to school, I was already reading and writing. In fact, I was offended that the other kids couldn't.

I feel like Alice falling into Wonderland. A line came to him: It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.

Artemis ducked. Cudgeon didn't. Guess what? Artemis was smarter.

Ah, my princess. Noble steed. How does the morning find you both?

Holly, do you trust me?” Holly groaned. “Artemis, don’t ask me that. I just know one of your outrageous plans is coming.” “Do you trust me?” “Yes,” Holly sighed. “I do. More than anyone.

Are you saying that you people knew about these amorophobots all the time?" "Of course we did. They attacked us in Iceland. Remember?" "No. I was unconscious.

A cloak of invisibility? This is a highly sensitive piece of field equipment. What does he think? Some warlock pulled it out of his armpit?