Too much damned TV. Thinks he's Sherlock Holmes." "That's professor Moriarty," corrected Foaly. "Holmes, Moriarty, they both look the same with the flesh scorched off their skulls.

I can't imagine what they're planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it, and it won't be legal.

People like me, LB, the truly great ones ... we are always alone.

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom.

There will be consequences for this, he thought. You can't alter time and not be affected. But whatever the consequences are, I will bear them, because the alternative is too terrible. -Artemis Fowl, The Lost Colony

Holly is alive,' thought Foaly 'My princess lives,'exulted Orion. 'And we're chasing a dragon

The only other scenario that could explain everything, up to and including your own bizarre apperance, is a convoluted conspiracy theory involving the Russian Mafia and a crack team of plastic surgeons.