We get an apartment together, and after a whirlwind courtship you marry my sister and honeymoon in Vegas.

A CD. How quaint. We have these in museums.

Other men look up and down, left and right; but men like us are different. We are visionaries.

If Koboi defeats and presumably murders us both then you can consider the debt null and void.

Now before we get into anything, ladies, no scratching, no spitting and no tattling to mummy.

I am older and have more control over my empathy,' said Qwan. 'That's why I didn't throw up.' And having said that, he threw up.

I'm on my feet, pacing around the room, punching a fist into my palm, which I stop doing when I realise how drama queen it feels.