If things go badly for me tonight, I want you to stay with Mr. Wynter; he will pay you a decent wage.โ โWill he make me bathe?โ โNo, he will debate the matter with you until you decide to wash.โ โAh. One of those.
Eoin ColferYou know, Miss Holly, you look very dramatic like that, backlit by the fire. Very attractive, if I may say so. I know you shared a moment passionne with Artemis which he subsequently fouled up with his typical boorish behavior. Let me just throw something out there for you to consider while we're chasing the probe: I share Artemis's passion but not his boorishness. No pressure; just think about it. This was enough to elicit a deafening moment of silence even in the middle of a crisis, which Orion seemed to be blissfully unaffected by.
Eoin Colfer