Orion nodded, then asked, โDwarf cheese?โ โCheese made by dwarfs.โ โOh,โ said Orion, relieved. โThey make it. Itโs not actually . . .โ โNo. What a horrible thought.โ โExactly.
Eoin ColferI am unarmed. But Butler here, my ...ah...butler, has a Sig Saucer in his shoulder holster, two shrike-throwing knives in his boots, aderringer two-shot up his sleeve, garrotte wire in his watch, and three stun greanades concealed in variouse pockets. Anything else, Butler?
Eoin ColferIf things go badly for me tonight, I want you to stay with Mr. Wynter; he will pay you a decent wage.โ โWill he make me bathe?โ โNo, he will debate the matter with you until you decide to wash.โ โAh. One of those.
Eoin ColferHumm humm haaa. Rahmumm humm haaaa," intoned Opal, finishing her chant. "Peace be inside me, tolerance all around me, forgiveness in my path. Now, Mervall, show me where the filthy human is so that I may feed him his organs.
Eoin ColferSo, let's make a deal: If you do not voice all the withering comments about the weight or uselessness of this jacket that are no doubt swirling in that big brain of yours, then I will not mention the super-laser episode again. Agreed?" This jacket is really cutting into my shoulders, thought Artemis. And it's so heavy that I could not outrun a slug. But he said, "Agreed.
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