Ma was using her for-company voice. Sweet on the outside but with an underlying death threat.

There’s always time for babbling.

I'm not threatening you. I'm just informing you of police procedure. If you continue to obstruct me, I remove the obstruction, in this case you, and proceed to the next command.

(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)

Holly died without a friend to hold her hand. Artemis felt her go, another gift of the magic. He kept on counting, brushing away the tears on his cheeks.

Hilarious, dude. You should, like, have your own show.

The miracle of modern science. The LEP pours millions into your department, Foaly, and all you can do is send Mud Boys to the toilet.