Nobody's death is impending." ..."Well technically everyone's death is impending.

Victor Vigny: It is like the old fairy tale. The boy saves the princess; they fall in love. He invents a flying machine - along with his dashing teacher, of course. They get married and name thier firstborn after the aforementioned dashing teacher. Conor: I don't recall that fairy tale from the nursery. Victor Vigny: Trust me, It's a classic.

How did that go?’ he asked. ‘Your first lengthy conversation with a girl your own age?’ ‘Fabulous,’ said Artemis, voice dripping with sarcasm. ‘We’re planning a June wedding.

Well, I don't like the first bit and I don't know the last bit. So I'm really hoping the middle bit is exceptional.

Don’t feel bad; I regularly reduce people to unintelligible stammers.

Holly is alive,' thought Foaly 'My princess lives,'exulted Orion. 'And we're chasing a dragon

Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know.