It'll be messy, but after a day you'll be zipping around as though you were a thousand years old again.

Remember the pain?' thought Artemis. I hate myself. I really do.

The thing about reading is that if you are hooked, you're not going to stop just because one series is over; you're going to go and find something else.

Caballine likes me to be masterful. She calls me her stallion.

I feel like Alice falling into Wonderland. A line came to him: It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.

Artemis: I am not buoyed by that. Foaly: You are not supposed to be buoyed by that. You are supposed to be equalized. Mulch: I'm pretty sure that both of you just made really horrible jokes. But I'm not sure because I think you broke my funny bone.

Careful, Mr. Spiro, guns are dangerous. Especially the end with the hole.