It'll be messy, but after a day you'll be zipping around as though you were a thousand years old again.

He knew that Dr. Argon would advise him against bottling up his emotions as it would lead to psychological scarring in the long term.

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom.

"I live for agressive action!" thundered Orion squeakily, which was unusual. "Oh, how I pray that dragon will turn round that I may smite it." "Smite it with what?" wondered Foaly. "Your secret birthmark?" "Don't you mock my birthmark, which I may or may not have.

Me," Artemis blurted. "I'm the nut." Artemis could have sworn the squid winked at him before bringing the five-ton chunk of spacecraft swinging down toward the morsel of meat in its blue shell. "I'm the nut!" Artemis shouted again, a little hysterically, it must be said.

Hilarious, dude. You should, like, have your own show.

Now before we get into anything, ladies, no scratching, no spitting and no tattling to mummy.