Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.

If things go badly for me tonight, I want you to stay with Mr. Wynter; he will pay you a decent wage.” “Will he make me bathe?” “No, he will debate the matter with you until you decide to wash.” “Ah. One of those.

Artemis looked at Holly and felt a tremendous affection for her... he could properly appreciate how fierce and beautiful his best friend was... She is truly magical, thought Artemis. Perhaps her qualities are more obvious to me now that I have decided to sacrifice myself.

A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old.

Doobie always wanted to see the badge. It was shiny, and he was eight.

Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder

But even though there were plenty of teeth in the grin, there was no heart.