You know you're in trouble when your own imagination starts punishing you.

Boo-hoo. Help me, I'm a girl. What kind of modern woman are you? A smart one.

Mulch was not impressed. 'I'm not impressed,' he said.

My bugs don't have bugs.

...I just pulled a pretty big job and needed to hide out for awhile." "...Where's all the loot?" "That, as my cousin Nord would say, is where my improvised lie falls apart." Artemis put two and two together and arrived at a very unpleasant four. "You were here to rob me!" "No, I wasn't. How dare you?!

Commander: What's that? Foaly: It's a finger, what does look like?

I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.