She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy, when the so-called counselors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees. -Artemis Fowl

Don't try to understand me, just be grateful that you felt the warmth of Zaphod Beeblebrox's aura on your wonderstruck face.

Very well. I understand. Just ... shut up!

I am perhaps unusual in that I came to 'Doctor Who' through the numerous novelisations and not through the television show.

No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world.

Is that how you're going to take me? Scare me into voluntarily coming aboard, then steal my Ice Cube?" "It's always cubes with you," noted Foaly, somewhat randomly. "What's wrong with a nice sphere?

Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl