I'm the crazy girly captain, Remember?

Evolution is a theory with more holes than a Dutch dam of swiss cheese.

Anything else, Butler?" "The cosh, sir.

In spite of what youngsters think, parents do not get a sneaky thrill out of punishing their children.

I have a lovely office at the back of my house; it's an old stable and you can see right out to the countryside on one side and into the house on the other side.

Artemis: How long will it take you to prepare the time spell? N1 chewed his knuckle: About as long as it takes you to take your clothes off. "Aaarrk," Artemis half choked.

And one more thing. About my name — Artemis — you were right. In London, it is generally a female name, after the Greek goddess of archery. But every now and then a male comes along with such a talent for hunting that he earns the right to use the name. I am that male. Artemis the hunter. I hunted you.