Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares!

Yes, Chix, it's between us. Everyone has a right to be temporarily unstable. - Foaly

No, I don't think you understand just how stupid goblins are. Let me give you an example. One of the B'wa Kell generals, and this is their top fairy, was caught caught trying to pass off forged credit slips by signing his own name.

I'm not threatening you. I'm just informing you of police procedure. If you continue to obstruct me, I remove the obstruction, in this case you, and proceed to the next command.

The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.

If it looks like a Dwarf, and it smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf or a latrine wearing dungerees.

We get an apartment together, and after a whirlwind courtship you marry my sister and honeymoon in Vegas.