(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)
Eoin ColferArtemis turned and stared at his friend with the blue eyes. Holly was staring back, and she was smiling. โI remember,โ she said aloud. โYou saved me.โ Artemis smiled back. โIt never happened,โ he said.
Eoin ColferIn spite of what youngsters think, parents do not get a sneaky thrill out of punishing their children.
Eoin ColferIn my experience, boys are predictable. As soon as they think of something, they do it. Girls are smarterโthey plan ahead. They think about not getting caught.
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