Im riding a troll! i was born to do this,and steal stuff, and EAT LOADS!

The thing about reading is that if you are hooked, you're not going to stop just because one series is over; you're going to go and find something else.

If you're going to read five books, three should be issues and two for fun.

Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares!

Don’t feel bad; I regularly reduce people to unintelligible stammers.

I wear a name tag to help people find me. It saves time when you're dealing with idiots.

I have to tell you, Arty, a screw up this early in the proceedings doesn't exactly fill me with confidence. I hope you're as clever as you keep telling everyone you are." "I never tell anybody exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.