Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?" Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity.

My bugs don't have bugs.

I'm LEP. A captain. No rent-a-cop gnome is going to stand in the way of my orders.

It'll be messy, but after a day you'll be zipping around as though you were a thousand years old again.

They have gone. And the tunnel is about to close. So, boys, I am looking for someone to blame.

When you've come face-to-face with the dark side of the school yard, life doesn't hold many surprises.

We lost the crickets," she said. "Even you can't make that sound tough." ..."I am Butler," he said with a straight-face. "Everything I say sounds tough. Now, get out of the lake, fairy.