And it's amazing how much noise people ignoring each other can make.

Im riding a troll! i was born to do this,and steal stuff, and EAT LOADS!

Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know.

(to Foaly) Captain Short's life is in danger, so push the button before I climb that tower and push it with your face!

We get an apartment together, and after a whirlwind courtship you marry my sister and honeymoon in Vegas.

Artemis: I am not buoyed by that. Foaly: You are not supposed to be buoyed by that. You are supposed to be equalized. Mulch: I'm pretty sure that both of you just made really horrible jokes. But I'm not sure because I think you broke my funny bone.

If things go badly for me tonight, I want you to stay with Mr. Wynter; he will pay you a decent wage.” “Will he make me bathe?” “No, he will debate the matter with you until you decide to wash.” “Ah. One of those.