...to be injured on this tundra would lead to a quick and painful death—or at the very least abject humiliation before the popping flashes of the tourist season's tail end, which was slightly less painful than a painful death, but lasted longer.

Ignorance, as they say, is usually fatal, but sometimes it can be bliss.

A CD. How quaint. We have these in museums.

Yes. Because every family needs a laser for thier family jet.

Stay back, human. You don't know what you're dealing with.

Benny was awake again. Happened every morning.

You guys looking for my dad? People are always, like, looking for him, and he's never around. Daddy is so not here. And I mean that literally and spiritually.