(to Foaly) Captain Short's life is in danger, so push the button before I climb that tower and push it with your face!
Eoin ColferThe humans were protecting their heritage, or so they thought. Strange that Mud Men seem more concerned about the past than the present.
Eoin ColferLet us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.
Eoin ColferWell, I don't like the first bit and I don't know the last bit. So I'm really hoping the middle bit is exceptional.
Eoin ColferOrion sniffed. "Good. Then, worthy centaur, perhaps you could give me a ride to the village on your way back. Then I can make a few pennies wth my verses while you build us a shack and perform circus tricks for passersby." This was such a surprising statement that Foaly briefly considered jumping into the hole to get away.
Eoin Colfer