(to Foaly) Captain Short's life is in danger, so push the button before I climb that tower and push it with your face!

What's that supposed to mean? A wolf's head on a stick. Big wolf barbecue tonight? Bring your own wolf?

Artemis: Holly, how did you find me? Holly: Oh, I saw a huge explosion and wondered: now, who could that be?

I am unarmed. But Butler here, my ...ah...butler, has a Sig Saucer in his shoulder holster, two shrike-throwing knives in his boots, aderringer two-shot up his sleeve, garrotte wire in his watch, and three stun greanades concealed in variouse pockets. Anything else, Butler?

When I went to school, I was already reading and writing. In fact, I was offended that the other kids couldn't.

I am perhaps unusual in that I came to 'Doctor Who' through the numerous novelisations and not through the television show.

Why can't we for once have a meeting in Starbucks?