(to Foaly) Captain Short's life is in danger, so push the button before I climb that tower and push it with your face!

Don’t feel bad; I regularly reduce people to unintelligible stammers.

Now before we get into anything, ladies, no scratching, no spitting and no tattling to mummy.

Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder

Artemis looked at Holly and felt a tremendous affection for her... he could properly appreciate how fierce and beautiful his best friend was... She is truly magical, thought Artemis. Perhaps her qualities are more obvious to me now that I have decided to sacrifice myself.

I waved my hand in front of my face, obi-wan style. "I am not here." Niall's mucas glands kicked into overdrive. "Eoin's dead! And his ghost is standing right there on the grass!" Donal let out a long suffering sigh. "Eoin is being a writer." Niall calmed down, becuase everyone knows writers are weird and are always doing stupid thingss.

Play along, the wink said. I'll get you out of this. At least Artemis hoped this was what his wink communicated and not something like 'Any chance of another kiss later?