Stay back, human. You don't know what you're dealing with.

I wear a name tag to help people find me. It saves time when you're dealing with idiots.

Ma was using her for-company voice. Sweet on the outside but with an underlying death threat.

Artemis Fowl will never be secondary." "I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?" said Holly.

Really, I'm trying to care, Artemis, really. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the fat lady sings. Well, she's singing, but it doesn't appear to be over

Holly walked rapidly into the cockpit, strapping herself into the pilot's chair. "Seven and a half hours to save the world. Isn’t there some law that says we get at least twenty-four?" Artemis strapped himself into the co-pilot's chair. "I don't think Opal bothers with laws.

The problem is that I know the textbook answers to any question you care to ask.