Holly frowned at her. "Glad to see you've forgiven yourself so quickly." "Harboring feelings of guilt can have a negative affect on mental health." "Child geniuses," growled Holly. "Genii," said Minerva.

Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder

I did what all good Iriah dads do when faced with a worthy adversary..I said Ask your mother!!

I'm right there with you, darlin'. Unless you step on a landmine, in which case I'm way back in the Operations Room.

A CD. How quaint. We have these in museums.

Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares!

Waitress: "And to drink?" Artemis: "Spring water. Irish, if you have it. And no ice, please. As your ice is no doubt made from tap water, which rather defeats the purpose of spring water.