A pity to survive night flights over St. Georges Channel only to crack my skull falling from a ladder.
Eoin ColferThere is no such thing as a happy ending. Every culture has a maxim that makes this point, while nowhere in the Universe is there a single gravestone that reads 'He Loved Everything About His Life, Especially the Dying Bit at the End'.
Eoin ColferI wear a name tag to help people find me. It saves time when you're dealing with idiots.
Eoin ColferI have a lovely office at the back of my house; it's an old stable and you can see right out to the countryside on one side and into the house on the other side.
Eoin Colfer