If it looks like a Dwarf, and it smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf or a latrine wearing dungerees.
Eoin ColferHolly, do you trust me?โ Holly groaned. โArtemis, donโt ask me that. I just know one of your outrageous plans is coming.โ โDo you trust me?โ โYes,โ Holly sighed. โI do. More than anyone.
Eoin ColferYou display inordinate pride for someone who has completed a task which could have been performed by a lesser primate in a shorter time.
Eoin ColferWhy no aggressive action?" Foaly squirmed in a harness built for two-legged creatures. "Oh yes, why no aggressive action? How I long for aggressive action." "I live for aggressive action!" thundered Orion squeakily which was unusual. "Oh, how I pray that dragon will turn 'round that I may smite it." "Smite it with what?" wandered Foaly "Your secret birthmark?" "Don't you mock my birthmark, which I may or may not have.
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