The problem is that I know the textbook answers to any question you care to ask.

Artemis Fowl grinned right back at him and pointed his index finger to the sky... from the tip of this finger sprang a small blue spark that exploded like a tiny firework. “I know magic can be stolen,” said Artemis. “Because I stole some myself.

Foaly twitched his tail contentedly. Genius. No point in being humble about it.

Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl

Artemis: Holly, how did you find me? Holly: Oh, I saw a huge explosion and wondered: now, who could that be?

Don't try to understand me, just be grateful that you felt the warmth of Zaphod Beeblebrox's aura on your wonderstruck face.

The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.