I think that we put too much weight on who the president is.

There's two sides to the coin. I think I'm much happier that [Barack] Obama won over John McCain or Mitt Romney, because I think Obama did something culturally for the country.

If the crowd is full of assholes, it's no fun. If the crowd is cool, it's great.

Comedy is often about pain.

I'm insecure, and I need the validation of strangers to feel whole. So, I need every single racist 12-year-old on the Internet to like me, or I don't feel complete.

I'm an Aries. I need everybody to like me.

How many n-bombs are dropped? It depends on what I post.