They [ The Simpsons] are just like the Bible to me as far as what the high-water mark of comedy.

I'm a lurker and a creep. Women don't like me because I sleep standing up, like a horse.

I'm not a very good actor, so I break character all the time.

I think that we put too much weight on who the president is.

I will smoke crack before I die. I want to see what all the hubbub is about.

If there's an intelligence behind the joke - - it's a good joke.

I care a lot; I'm very sensitive.