I'm a lurker and a creep. Women don't like me because I sleep standing up, like a horse.

I'm an elderly Jewish lesbian trapped in a 33 year old nerd's body.

You see a lot of sketch variety shows where each segment is one joke that they repeat over and over and over again, and the sketches are always three or four minutes too long.

All motivation is defined by intention. If the intention is to hurt, divide, or belittle, it's wrong; if it's an attempt to cope with or make sense of tragedy, it's something different. If it's commenting on society's flaws, versus adding to society's flaws, I think the audience can tell.

If the crowd is full of assholes, it's no fun. If the crowd is cool, it's great.

Wonder Showzen is one of my favorite shows of all time. When I first saw it, I thought it was so funny and new and original and edgy and insane and subversive. I didn't know comedy could do that.

You can make fun of your own a lot easier than someone else's.