I'm a lurker and a creep. Women don't like me because I sleep standing up, like a horse.

I'm an elderly Jewish lesbian trapped in a 33 year old nerd's body.

When I'm watching South Park I don't think it's written by neo-Nazis. They know exactly what they're doing.

I think if the joke is in good taste - it's a good joke.

I think we give human beings too much credit. We're primates, you know.

[The people that worked on The Simpsons] just had good taste. They knew how to execute absurd jokes.

You can make fun of your own a lot easier than someone else's.