I'm a lurker and a creep. Women don't like me because I sleep standing up, like a horse.

Let's hit the joke once and move on to the next joke and just keep it where we have as many jokes per square inch as possible.

I'm an elderly Jewish lesbian trapped in a 33 year old nerd's body.

I think that we put too much weight on who the president is.

I'm an Aries. I need everybody to like me.

I will smoke crack before I die. I want to see what all the hubbub is about.

Its consistency of what comedy can do and what comedy can be.Growing up with that show [The Simpsons] shaped my worldview.