Let's hit the joke once and move on to the next joke and just keep it where we have as many jokes per square inch as possible.

I think that we put too much weight on who the president is.

I'm insecure, and I need the validation of strangers to feel whole. So, I need every single racist 12-year-old on the Internet to like me, or I don't feel complete.

I will smoke crack before I die. I want to see what all the hubbub is about.

I feel like we put all the weight on the president, rather than distributing the weight to all of the elected officials.

When I'm watching South Park I don't think it's written by neo-Nazis. They know exactly what they're doing.

If there's an intelligence behind the joke - - it's a good joke.