I will smoke crack before I die. I want to see what all the hubbub is about.

I can't tell if the world is worse now or if we just have more cameras. There are cameras everywhere, so now the world knows how bad the world is.

The president is the country's scapegoat more than the country's leader; the president has as much power as we think the president has. Whoever has the most money is the puppet master.

Before The Simpsons, I was 4 years old, so I don't know exactly what I was thinking before that.

I'm an Aries. I need everybody to like me.

Comedy is often about pain.

I will smoke crack before I die. I want to see what all the hubbub is about.