When I'm watching South Park I don't think it's written by neo-Nazis. They know exactly what they're doing.

If the crowd is full of assholes, it's no fun. If the crowd is cool, it's great.

A hole is a hole has always been my motto.

There's two sides to the coin. I think I'm much happier that [Barack] Obama won over John McCain or Mitt Romney, because I think Obama did something culturally for the country.

Comedy is often about pain.

All motivation is defined by intention. If the intention is to hurt, divide, or belittle, it's wrong; if it's an attempt to cope with or make sense of tragedy, it's something different. If it's commenting on society's flaws, versus adding to society's flaws, I think the audience can tell.

I have done some formal acting training, because I sucked at acting when I first got to Los Angeles. I'm still one of the worst actors and auditions out there.