When I'm watching South Park I don't think it's written by neo-Nazis. They know exactly what they're doing.

I think we give human beings too much credit. We're primates, you know.

I feel the acting conservatory taught me how to be a working actor in the 1700s. We learned stuff like 'to the back of the auditorium, to the back of the auditorium' and the liquid "u." 'The payment is duuue on Tuuuesday.' I also learned how to fence. If anything, when I moved to Los Angeles, I didn't fit in, in any way. I had to do comedy, because I was talking so pretentiously.

I can't tell if the world is worse now or if we just have more cameras. There are cameras everywhere, so now the world knows how bad the world is.

I'm insecure, and I need the validation of strangers to feel whole. So, I need every single racist 12-year-old on the Internet to like me, or I don't feel complete.

Before The Simpsons, I was 4 years old, so I don't know exactly what I was thinking before that.

If the crowd is full of assholes, it's no fun. If the crowd is cool, it's great.