It's a mental fake-out to myself. I make believe I'm making a new show so I forget the material I was working on and make up some fresh material.

I do write about people who are complex and are striving with something and can't quite get past their own stuff, which would be a proxy for myself because that's what the deal is with me.

As soon as the dirt is hitting the casket, it'll all be forgotten.

For a long time, my shows were about people walking out or about getting my gigs canceled or having the presenter not wanting to pay me.

If we all knew we were going to live to be 150 years old, we'd all approach our lives very differently.

There is nothing more boring than people who love you.

It's my duty as a human being to be pissed off.