The Crafty Cockney had a picture of the owner dressed up as a copper, so I brought it home, wore it on TV and the name just stuck.

I was born at the right time. I was a freak - the only young player when darts took off in the 1970s.

You can't drink too many otherwise you can't see what you're throwing at.

I have two bowls of confidence for breakfast each morning.

My dad was an Arsenal supporter and he used to take me there, but I've always been Chelsea.

The Crafty Cockney had a picture of the owner dressed up as a copper, so I brought it home, wore it on TV and the name just stuck.

I play a lot of charity golf mainly. I'm a bandit 18 if I play two or three times a week.