The Crafty Cockney had a picture of the owner dressed up as a copper, so I brought it home, wore it on TV and the name just stuck.

I've got a nice little crafty deal with the people in Barbados; 10 days out there teaching the locals how to play darts for an hour a day. Get paid for that as well.

I like a drink, mate. I'll have maybe 10 or 12 pints on a good night out.

I play a lot of charity golf mainly. I'm a bandit 18 if I play two or three times a week.

The Crafty Cockney had a picture of the owner dressed up as a copper, so I brought it home, wore it on TV and the name just stuck.

I was born at the right time. I was a freak - the only young player when darts took off in the 1970s.

You eat when you're hungry, and I'm not normally hungry in the mornings.