The Crafty Cockney had a picture of the owner dressed up as a copper, so I brought it home, wore it on TV and the name just stuck.
You eat when you're hungry, and I'm not normally hungry in the mornings.
I like a drink, mate. I'll have maybe 10 or 12 pints on a good night out.
You can't drink too many otherwise you can't see what you're throwing at.
Nah, I don't watch TV either, apart from a few sports programmes. I just don't have the time.
I was born at the right time. I was a freak - the only young player when darts took off in the 1970s.