Eric Bristow Quotes

I play a lot of charity golf mainly. I'm a bandit 18 if I play two or three times a week.

All this cuddling and kissing on stage these days, well it's all right in football when someone scores a goal, but not when you're playing darts.

You can't drink too many otherwise you can't see what you're throwing at.

I love cheese and biscuits, the stronger the better.

I remember when we were in the World Cup in Australia and I had to win the singles against Tony Payne, best of seven legs, to win it. I was 2-0 down but ended up beating him 4-2.

You eat when you're hungry, and I'm not normally hungry in the mornings.

My dad was an Arsenal supporter and he used to take me there, but I've always been Chelsea.

I was born at the right time. I was a freak - the only young player when darts took off in the 1970s.

Nah, I don't watch TV either, apart from a few sports programmes. I just don't have the time.

The Crafty Cockney had a picture of the owner dressed up as a copper, so I brought it home, wore it on TV and the name just stuck.

I like a drink, mate. I'll have maybe 10 or 12 pints on a good night out.

I've got a nice little crafty deal with the people in Barbados; 10 days out there teaching the locals how to play darts for an hour a day. Get paid for that as well.

I have two bowls of confidence for breakfast each morning.