I've got a nice little crafty deal with the people in Barbados; 10 days out there teaching the locals how to play darts for an hour a day. Get paid for that as well.

The Crafty Cockney had a picture of the owner dressed up as a copper, so I brought it home, wore it on TV and the name just stuck.

I have two bowls of confidence for breakfast each morning.

I like a drink, mate. I'll have maybe 10 or 12 pints on a good night out.

You can't drink too many otherwise you can't see what you're throwing at.

Nah, I don't watch TV either, apart from a few sports programmes. I just don't have the time.

I remember when we were in the World Cup in Australia and I had to win the singles against Tony Payne, best of seven legs, to win it. I was 2-0 down but ended up beating him 4-2.