I've got a nice little crafty deal with the people in Barbados; 10 days out there teaching the locals how to play darts for an hour a day. Get paid for that as well.

Nah, I don't watch TV either, apart from a few sports programmes. I just don't have the time.

I've got a nice little crafty deal with the people in Barbados; 10 days out there teaching the locals how to play darts for an hour a day. Get paid for that as well.

The Crafty Cockney had a picture of the owner dressed up as a copper, so I brought it home, wore it on TV and the name just stuck.

All this cuddling and kissing on stage these days, well it's all right in football when someone scores a goal, but not when you're playing darts.

My dad was an Arsenal supporter and he used to take me there, but I've always been Chelsea.

I play a lot of charity golf mainly. I'm a bandit 18 if I play two or three times a week.