My dad was an Arsenal supporter and he used to take me there, but I've always been Chelsea.

I remember when we were in the World Cup in Australia and I had to win the singles against Tony Payne, best of seven legs, to win it. I was 2-0 down but ended up beating him 4-2.

The Crafty Cockney had a picture of the owner dressed up as a copper, so I brought it home, wore it on TV and the name just stuck.

I play a lot of charity golf mainly. I'm a bandit 18 if I play two or three times a week.

Nah, I don't watch TV either, apart from a few sports programmes. I just don't have the time.

I love cheese and biscuits, the stronger the better.

I've got a nice little crafty deal with the people in Barbados; 10 days out there teaching the locals how to play darts for an hour a day. Get paid for that as well.