The Minister of Transport issued this appeal to motorists: Can anyone give him a lift to Leicester?
You get interviewed when you're out promoting something.
The dreadful thing about getting older is you cry at the drop of a hat.
A lot has been said about politics; some of it complimentary, but most of it accurate
I get to be the first doctor in the family [because of the honorary degree they're giving me].
At Cambridge, you have to kiss the vice-chancellor's fingers. But I missed out on that, 'cause I was doing a matinee. I don't want to kiss a strange man's fingers anyway.