I've always found bad films more enjoyable than good ones.

People who are interested in money are really uninteresting people. They look like Donald Trump.

Know what I mean? Eh, eh, Nudge nudge, Say no more?

I used to think I was like the wicket- keeper, which is like the catcher in base- ball, y'know what I mean? You can call the play a lot from behind the plate, y'know what I mean? You're not necessarily the star, you're not the one that makes the mark, but usually in the end, you're called upon to get a run when it's needed.

When, in 1966, I progressed to The Frost Report, I was paid ten guineas a minute. I was guaranteed three minutes a week, so this was good money.

When I was 23 I started writing for I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again and was paid three guineas for every minute's airtime.

Filming a pirate film is always good fun, with ships and indecent clothing.