Life has a very simple plot: first you're here and then you're not.
I used to have a house in London, but couldn't face 20 more years of St John's Wood in the rain.
I hate movies. They're so boring. So tedious.
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!
My wife, Tania, is very big on dogs, so I'm always paying out to animal charities.
There's animals like us existing and thinking and giving interviews on Australian television.