Nobody gets irony anymore, as we are now living in the post-ironic age. Once George Bush gets a library, our irony is dead.
The Minister of Transport issued this appeal to motorists: Can anyone give him a lift to Leicester?
Pattycake, pattycake, baker's man; good morning, madam, I'm a psychiatrist
If the studios paid the artists, how would they ever be able to afford the executives?
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!
I like being a foreigner. For me, to live in California is very pleasant - I'm more comfortable not feeling a part of everything, not feeling responsible for the government or the roads or the health system.