Pattycake, pattycake, baker's man; good morning, madam, I'm a psychiatrist

I'm not careful with my money at all these days. I buy people a lot of dinners!

One of the reasons we moved to L.A. in the first place [was] so that it was no big deal that I was in show business. We decided if we move[d] to L.A., then everyone in one way or another was involved in it.

I used to collect Persian rugs and real estate - you should be able to walk on and live in your money. I had to give up the rugs because I'm allergic to mould.

Life took over 4 billion years to evolve into you, and you've about 70 more years to enjoy it. Don't just pursue happiness, catch it.

I listen to the audience and try and bounce with them. All audiences are different. But they are all homo sapiens.

I will jump on anybody's private plane at the drop of a hat. I'm an old-fashioned lower-middle-class boy.