A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!

Elvis saved my life when I was 13 or 14. He saved all our lives.

I used to collect Persian rugs and real estate - you should be able to walk on and live in your money. I had to give up the rugs because I'm allergic to mould.

There's animals like us existing and thinking and giving interviews on Australian television.

I get to be the first doctor in the family [because of the honorary degree they're giving me].

Writers tend to suffer from back problems because they spend their time bent over a desk.

I don't invest in the stock market, but I have pension funds - some in America and the UK.