I used to collect Persian rugs and real estate - you should be able to walk on and live in your money. I had to give up the rugs because I'm allergic to mould.

I didn't want to be big Mr. Ego walking around.

When, in 1966, I progressed to The Frost Report, I was paid ten guineas a minute. I was guaranteed three minutes a week, so this was good money.

I will jump on anybody's private plane at the drop of a hat. I'm an old-fashioned lower-middle-class boy.

People who are interested in money are really uninteresting people. They look like Donald Trump.

I try to not to be a celebrity as much as possible.

Pattycake, pattycake, baker's man; good morning, madam, I'm a psychiatrist